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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Church Signs

Ok, you all know my remodeling is at a stand still. I was sent 3 wrong cabinets and they have been reordered. This has stopped counter top & back splash, installing sink, new stove and hood delivery delayed, and flooring from being instaled.
I could just throw my hands in the air
("\(*-*)/") !!!!!
To cheer ME up alittle and to give ME a dose of Faith, I got on line and read some Church Signs. There are hundreds of them and believe Me when I get reading them I just can't stop. Some of the Signs fill your heart with Faith, some make you stop and think and some are just down right funny. But they all are getting out the message of God's Love.
Here are just a sample of the ones I liked:
There are some questions that can't be answered on Google.
Read the Bible, it will scare the Hell out of you.
Wal-Mart is not the only Saving Place.
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Salvation Gauranteed: or your Sins cheerfully refunded.
When you get tired of talking to your friend about God...talk to God about your friend.
"Pray" is a four letter word you can say anywhere (except in a Public School).
Make your eternal reservations now..."smoking" or "nonsmoking".
Are you wrinkled with burden? Go to Church for a Faith Lift.
No Jesus, No Peace..."Know" Jesus, "Know" Peace.
Warning: Exposure to the SON may prevent burning.
God is like Hallmark Cards: He cared enough to send the very best.
Come to Church today and beat the Easter rush.
Don't have anything to be thankful for? Check your pulse!
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and they just keep going and going.
If you get a bit bored with computer sites or you might need a quick shot of Jesus, read Church Signs!
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