PERKS (Privileges) of a Senior

There are a few Perks in the Golden Years of

of our life.

When you turn 50 you can join AARP.

You will recieve a monthly magazine,

you can get discounts on motel rooms,

and if you want, at 65 get a

supplement insurance.

55 years of age can get you a

10% discount in most resturants.

60 years of age will get you in the

Movie Theater for $4.00.

At the Age of 62 you can draw your

Social Security.

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Definition: Social...human gathering

Definition; Security...Freedom from worry

Used in a sentence:

A gathering or group of human beings at the age of

62 can draw money to give them

freedom of worry in there Golden Years.

If you believe this, I have some beach front

property in AZ for sale!

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You could draw your Social at 62 and still work,

but once you have made $12,000 working

you then have to quit working or get pentilized.

At age 65 you can now draw Medicare.

The government now, every month, take out of your

SS Check, $110.50.

You must then get a supplement insurance to

pick up what Medicare does not pay and to help

with your meds. This supplement insurance

is at least $100.00 or more a month.

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These are just a few "Perks" Seniors get.

Now here is a real "PERK" you can get

when you are a Senior.

If you get a yearning for an

"ONION BURGER"

you have it.

Does it make any difference you head

out to the WalMart at 11:00 PM to get

meat and buns?

Does anyone care if you buy the 8o/20

hamburger with all that good fat

for flavor?

Who is going to see this Burger is close

to a 1/2 pound and is on a

Jumbo Bun.

The fear of getting ill because it's a little

pink in the middle, goes out the door.

And only you will know, you are belching

onions all night long.

This is based on a real

AJ Story!
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